Beaver Hash House Harriers
Run #10 Trash (7/3/07)
Hare: Hot Buns
Scribe: Nice Snatch
Hounds: Pavlov’s Bitch, Farticus, Poop Deck,
Nice Snatch, amazon.cum, Just Sheisse (Just Shit), Goodwill Cunting,
Just Travis, Fucking Republican, Audrey Rugburn, Just Virgin…ia,
Just Dylan, Cop Killer, & Hot Buns.
Trail started at the Bonfire Lounge (NE 28th
& Stark). The hare set a live trail using “Beaver” or “Cajun” style
marks (every mark is on, every mark is a check. We gave the hare
only a 6.9 minute lead as we finished off our beers and did
introductions. Trail did not go through Laurelhurst park, but
meandered to the some bar where the hare greeted and treated
everyone to pints. The whole pack arrived within two minutes of the
then current FBI (Amazon), except for Good Will Cunting, who was 6.9
minutes late. The hare then took off for the next leg as we
polished off our PBRs. From there, three hounds (Just Shit, Just
Travis and Just Amazon) followed trail for one block. The rest of
us met up with Cop Killer (who stopped his car and joined us when he
saw the hare run by). We followed trail to the Sandy Hut, where the
three aforementioned hounds never showed up. It was a short stretch
to the hare’s abode, where beer a plenty (Full Sail, PBR AND
Milwalkee’s very Best) and dogs made of meat and meat-like products
were waiting.
Circle:
The Hare (of course) demonstrated a down-down.
FBI (Just Virginia) and yes, she was a virgin.
She managed to keep her banana with her on the entire trial, but
ultimately failed the banana test (she swallowed down the first
half, then spat it out).
Just Dylan (also a virgin).
Just Erin was up for a naming, according to the
magic tiara. She was not named cum guzzling crack whore, or Audry
Slutburn, but forever shall be known as “Audrey Rugburn,” based on a
recent experience on her knees.
The Hare drank for leaving his nasty-ass sock
marinating on my porch for two f*cking weeks.
New beavers drank (all but four of us). Can
you say “high turnover?”
Killer claimed that his shoes were not new, but
we learned the truth when they failed the gravity test.
Hot Buns “cleansed” the Hashit and nominations
were taken. Amazon nominated about 6.9 people, but all were deemed
false accusations. She gets to add something to it this week.
Circle was duly closed and we all went and ate
some wieners.
Quotes from trail:
Just Shit: “You can tell the hot dogs from the
veggie dogs, because they turn brown when you cook them, and they
taste good.”
Hot Buns to Just Shit: “We should just go back
to my place.”
Just Travis: “I was going down, and then I got
a cramp.”
Announcements:
Next trail will be hared by Poop Deck on 7/17
R*n No. 12 will be laid by Just Travis on 7/31
in honor of the founder of the Hash: A.S. Gispert. Kilt run!
