Beaver Hash House Harriers
Run #11 Trash (7/17/07)

Hares: Poop Deck & Cop Killer

Theme:  “All you can eat in downtown Trouser”

Scribe: Nice Snatch

Hounds: Tubslut (Halve Mein Hash House Harriers), Turd Burgler, Hot Buns, amazon.cum, Nice Snatch, Just Jerry & Just Jake (hound).

Trail started at a brewery, that was closed.  The name is irrelevant because the sign was boarded up.  We sat in the parking lot and drank ice-cold Teacate and ate munchies.  After m&ms, beer, and waiting for somebody else to show up (not Wildman), the hares began to brag about how well scouted the trail was.  When I asked about the marks they planning to use for this live trail, the hares began speaking in the past tense, revealing that at least some of the trail had been pre-laid.  Pussies.  They then took off behind a building, only to return 20 seconds later because they could find nothing but razor wire. 

They then set trail through town for a bit … using Beaver style marks. 

There were woods.  There was a circle jerk.  There was Beaver Creek and a sign warning us of poison oak.  There was a first Beer Check that consisted of 2 empty Coors Light cans in a small plastic sack hanging from a tree branch.  We thought we’d finally get some beer at the second Beer Check, but alas, the huge BC of flour had been wiped away, and there was no beer to be found besides 4 empty Coors Ligh Cans.  The hares claim there was a white plastic bag FULL of Tecate, and they were going to go back on trail after we left to see if it was still there, but I’m still waiting on that report.  We never found it, and just continued on trail.  When we arrived at the On-In we were greeted by Just Jerry, Poo Deck’s dad.  The hares mysteriously weren’t there, yet we know they weren’t getting the bag car either.  (Because the bag car was still at the start when we were driven back there).  We enoyed tons of food and beer and cookies and beer and umbrella drinks at the on-in.  Killer brought a variety of sausages for “meat tasting & rating.”  We ate well and all took yummy left-overs home with us.

Although trail was unanimously voted shitty, I think it has a really good shot at trail of the year.  Honor to the hares.

Circle:

The Hares demonstrated a down-down for Just Jerry, but screwed it up and had to do it over.

FBI (Amazon)

Not at the last Beaver run (Just Jerry (his daughter made him cum) and Tubslut (family reunion).  We sang them a song about incest.

Tubslut was visiting from the New York hash and knew F*ck Me I’m Gay (who visited the Kahuna Hash the day before).  He told us a long joke, then redeemed himself with a song.  He wisely volunteered only short jokes for the rest of the evening. 

Sweat Test Failure (Just Jerry)

Talking on the phone with his boyfriend (Hot Buns)

Hashit was cleansed by amazon and the hares were nominated for no beer, and for forgetting the dry car.  Snatch won ultimately for being an official “scofflaw” and for hash crash)

Killer drank for his upcumming b-day in a few days.

Circle closed after some singing and we returned to Chez Jerry for a feast and some more singing and bullshitting.  We all buggered off a bit before midnight.

Quotes:

“Taste my meat and tell me what you really think.” - Killer

“I peered up between a pair of legs and watched the razor open the skin of his penis” – Hot Buns

“Unfortunately, I have to wear clothes around my in-laws.” - Tubeslut

Announcements:

Next trail trail is a KILT RUN! on 7/31/07 – the birthday of the founder of the Hash: A.S. Gispert.

CUNT!